Full Embodiement

    Convinced I wanted to "cash in the chips" of our collective vortex, I "said my prayers", "set my intentions", danced and sang my way into good feeling energy and lay down for a minute. I let my gaze shift to the inside of my forehead and ho! if they weren't waiting. Looking alot like a black and white drawing come to interact with me they applied something to my left eye and I felt a jolt as if being hit by a stun gun and my entire body jumped. They then moved to my right and I tensed, ready for a repeat of the event. I "closed my eyes" and nothing happened, so I "opened them" again. Nope, they were just checking my outward flow from the right eye. So yes, left eye receives and right eye sends. Apparently whatever they did to my left eye was successfully flowing again out of my right. A man appeared before me like an ancient guru with arms crossed, hands tucked up voluminous sleeves. "It has been a long time since I've seen a fully embodied one." was all he said and I, myself was off to sleep. I woke having sweat the sweat of the burning up of what no longer serves this physicality, my shoulder and neck pain gone and an exasperated human brain. "Really?! Making me another odd ball amongst humanity instead of the lottery?!" Yes, I have spent my life pursuing spiritual gifts and whatever this "fully embodied" means is probably the holy grail and yes, it would be just like my spirit to put "fully embodied" on a street corner begging for money to feed her children instead of a bit of luxury. So, I say; "If we have an 'eternity', then we have as much time to give this physicality the gift of a bit of ease as we do to costume her up as a homeless person to touch humanity....we have seen Jasmine of Disney's Aladdin, haven't we?".
   And no, this fully embodied one isn't pulling off that yoga pose. lol