On call Arch Angel

Imagine the scene in heaven---
"Arch Angel, we can't get a pulse on her"
Arch Angel; "What was the order?"
"Resussitate"
Arch Angel; "Quick, scroll back to the last experience that got her heart pumping and her deep breathing"
"Got it; fight with mother-in-law"
Arch Angel; "Put it in the script, STAT!"
"We've got a reading! Pulse is up and she's breathing deep!"
*Legions of angels cheering*
(Non-judgemental, unconditional love is perverted that way)😂
Next episode----
"It's not working! She's unconditioned herself from those triggers!"
Arch Angel; "Scroll back further!"
"Got it! Met a guy who made her heart skip a beat and inspired exciting imaginings!"
Arch Angel; "Put it in the script STAT!"
"We've got a pulse, she's breathing deep!"
Legions cheering
Now, that's feeling much better